GUESS WHAT?

 Guess what? Men and women are different, though where I live, it's not PC to say that. Our genes are different, our cells are different and our brains are different too—and I'm so glad. Men can be such jerks.

 Female mammals—you know, we animals with large mammary glands--tend to put our offspring first and will do anything to protect them. We seek out security in the form of a good mate, though thankfully these days, some of us human females no longer have to rely on males for security.

 As for males, they go for power, which gives them access to sex. These days, nothing much has changed with men.

 We have tried to deny this male-female difference. Male babies prefer things with wheels and female babies prefer plush dolls because, we say, they have been culturally biased from birth. Well guess what? Girl babies, be they humans or chimps, do prefer plush toys and males do prefer things with wheels, and studies have proven this. 

 While males are pretty straight forward—they are fixated on youth and beauty—we females are cunning and manipulative. We wear jewelry and high heels and band-aid tight clothes to make us attractive--to whom? To our parents? No.

 And guess what? We prefer rich men to poor men, no matter their age or their looks. Studies have proven this too.

 "But," you protest, "We are different but equal." Well, not exactly. Males produce thousands of sperm which they disseminate all over the place and which are unfortunately necessary for fertilizing an egg. Most females produce just one special egg at a time which we nurture in our uterus 'til birth. So for sure, males and females are both necessary. But only we females can bear babies, making females--you guessed it--much more equal than men.

      

          Guess which?  

 

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  1. Mike TMarch 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM

    “We are different but equal.”

    We are inherently different, not equal. No two humans share identical DNA, highlighting our unique individuality. Equality exists only in the abstract realm, not in the physical or social domains. Inequality is a catalyst for evolution; it drives progress and adaptation. Given the prevalence of evolution in the universe, inequality emerges as a fundamental aspect of existence.

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