EARTHLING ANTICS

 Hey Fellow Earthlings,

 

Check out my new book. It’s about us—and all the bizarre things we do—as seen through the eyes of Zalarians.  They delight in on our choice of leaders, our unacknowledged obsession with sex, and the fact that we call ourselves Homo Sapiens—can you believe? --wise men.

 It’s designed to make you laugh (and even think)-- and to enjoy with friends.

 


You can read lots of excerpts including:

Improving World Health with Xylophoney and                                                A Memorable Funeral: Mine 

On Amazon at                                                                                 https://www.amazon.com/Earthling-Antics-Mickie-Winkler/dp/B0HN22D6D6/ref=sr_1_1?crid=FWEMXQVRSR6C&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.g-thx_k1sSTJ1s5EqBuBuXT13ZH_zkh3cVV4ikcGPs9FiOoAGBmjRcM09nIYYufD5Ut8dEi6bGdX4Yip7ROilfrFsWeNd8PHdlU38S9Ja3wvZFSNMjEFHpTgSG-WlGZb8DI16m_cCjknnNjSzyr6V1gF6_oYzALO_cXDVrIW-2bywE0kDq1ktJ9T_YLIlRhC95RACGonf-4Gd7HB18OnLy9kKl3a3cCCXHR1Q7rVtks.6hf9_kfdAJYEsWcBT9SnAwrgbpsiby_SnE8LfzeHeSY&dib_tag=se&keywords=earthling+antics&qid=1792094120&sprefix=%2Caps%2C246&sr=8-1

 (where you can even leave a review).                                                                              And stay tuned for a surprise next week. 

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