The Palo Alto Poop Patrol
THE PALO ALTO POOP PATROL The entrepreneurial, Silicon Valley spirit has overtaken me. My friends here are churning out new ideas and new enterprises—and, oh yes, getting rich. But what about me? What is my special calling? What was I brought into this world to do? Ladies and gentlemen, that search is over. I am the founder and CEO of the Palo Alto Poop Patrol. As my fellow residents know, Palo Alto code 6,20,045 states : Dog defecation is to be removed by owners. It is unlawful for any person owning or having control or custody of any dog to permit the animal to defecate upon the public or private property of this city unless the person immediately removes the feces. That is the law that inspired me. So what is it that I, as the leader of the Palo Alto Poop Patrol, do? Do I issue fines? No! Whensurreptitiously film a law-breaking, dog-pooping dog and its owner, I don’t issue fines. I do accept bribes.